Unashamed

Roslyn was about to get a bath; she stripped down butt-naked, opened Gigi's door & said
"I naked, Gigi! See my butt!" As she turned around to show off her little butt...

Doctor/Mommy

Roslyn (listening to her baby doll's heartbeat): "bum bum! Bum bum! Feel beber? That's beber!" (Translation: feel better; that's better)
Roslyn (holding baby and laying her down): "I lay down wit you. Lub back?" (Translation: I'll lay down with you. Want me to rub your back?"

Say What?

Roslyn: "Catch you me!" (Translation: catch me or chase me)

Roslyn: "I hold you!" (Translation: hold me)

Potty

Roslyn (sitting on toilet): "Close door, please."
I closed door and heard rustling.
Roslyn: "mommy!"

Stop Light

Sitting at a stop light
Roslyn: "Uts go on??" (Translation: what's going on) "ess go, car!" (Translation: let's go, car!)

Potty

Roslyn: gasps "I go potty!"
Me: grab her and quickly go to bathroom
Roslyn: sitting on the toilet "I go more!"
Me: "You go more? Ok." I step out of bathroom
Roslyn: "Close door peese." (Translation: please)
I close door
Roslyn: "Mommy!!"
Me: open door "What?"
Roslyn: smiling "I go more!"

Maca

Roslyn sitting downstairs & watching tv by herself: "Maca!!" (Translation: Grandma)
Michele: "What?"
Roslyn: "Come down here!"

Couple hours later. Roslyn now upstairs.

Roslyn: "Maca!"
Michele: "What?"
Roslyn: "Got boo boo"
Michele: "You have a boo boo?"
Roslyn: "I bandaid"
Michele: "You need a band aid? Where's your boo boo?"
Roslyn: "It right here!" As she holds up her finger (with no boo boo)

Imaginary Play

Roslyn walks into my bedroom with a purse on her shoulder and says, "I home!"
Me: "Welcome home!"
Roslyn: "Howoyou?" As she shakes my hand.
Me: "How are you?"
Roslyn: "I good. I Mark! You Chris!" (Mark & Chris are characters on the show Wild Kratts)
Me: "ok! Hi, Mark!"
Roslyn: smiles then gasps and jumps back "I see lion! Scared!"
Eventually the lion left.
Roslyn: "ent!" (Translation: elephant)
Me: "cool! Are you gonna go ride the elephant?"
Roslyn nods and sits on the elephant.
The end.

Drawing

Roslyn scribbles on paper, holds it up for me to see with a proud look on her face.
Me: "What did you draw?"
Roslyn: "Prettttyyy! Cue!!" (Translation: Pretty. Cute.)

Who cares what it is! As long as it's pretty and cute!

Playing Catch

Roslyn: "Frow it to me."
Maylene throws ball in Roslyn's direction.
Roslyn: "Goojob!"
Roslyn throws ball in Maylene's direction.
Roslyn: "Catch it!"

Roslyn & Maylene

Gigi (The girls' great grandmother): "MayRae, do you want to go potty?"
Maylene Rae (Cousin 5 months younger than Roslyn): "No!"
Roslyn: "I go potty!"
Maylene: " NO! I go potty!!"
Roslyn (with a smile knowing it's making MayRae mad): "I go!"
Maylene (very distraught & chasing after Roslyn): "NOOOO!!!!! I GO!!!!!"

Quote of the Day

"Come on!!" - Roslyn (2 yrs old as of March '13) as she waits for Netflix to load